They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Wow, that's deep! π§ Guess we're all highly-trained couch potatoes now! πΊπ₯ Related funny posts π€ A 12 step program but itβs just me getting off the couch. Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago. Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of. The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur. When Dr. Seuss wrote, βOh, The Places Youβll Go,β he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.