Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Tick-tock, I'm counting sheep in reverse! πβ°π΄ Related funny posts π€ Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work. Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy. I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy. At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?