Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That onion's not the only thing making me tear up! ππ§ π’ Related funny posts π€ Maybe thereβs an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you donβt know. Why can’t I cry money instead of tears? Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry. My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.