This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThis bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation. No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k. At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak. My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch. If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”
