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“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

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I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

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He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

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Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

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The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

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My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

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