Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.
  • If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.
  • If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.
  • Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.
  • I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.
  • The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.