This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out. Posted onSep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThis time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all. I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night. ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night. Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard? I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.
