This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like the spider was just trying to send you on a spontaneous vacation! 🕷️🏝️ No need for a travel agent when you have arachnid room service, right?" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part. Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all. Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared. I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.