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🎯🤦‍♂️ Don't put all your spears in one throw! Remember, sharing is caring, but sharing your spear with the enemy might not be the best strategy. It's like playing catch, but with pointy ends involved! Keep your spear close and your aim closer! 🔥🤣

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Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

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Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

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If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

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Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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