Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Veggie lasagna: the dish that made me appreciate dessert more than ever! 🍝🤐😂" Related funny posts 😂 Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna. Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”. Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying. Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables. Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.