funny complaints quotes - Wordgag

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

May 21, 2026

Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

May 20, 2026

I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

Apr 1, 2026

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

Mar 30, 2026

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Mar 27, 2026

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

Mar 26, 2026