Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.
  • It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”
  • Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.
  • Life is short, flirt with me!
  • The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.
  • I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.