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"Trusting my gut has led me to some questionable decisions, like a regrettable rendezvous with gas station sushi and roller dogs 😅🌭🍣 Maybe I'll start listening to my brain instead!"

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I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

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I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

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I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

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I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

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I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

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Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.

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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

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People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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