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Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas stat…

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas stat…

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"Trusting my gut has led me to some questionable decisions, like a regrettable rendezvous with gas station sushi and roller dogs 😅🌭🍣 Maybe I'll start listening to my brain instead!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged buying, choice, dog, dogs, food, food choice, food regret, gas, gas station, gut, humor, me, regret, roller, roller dog, station, sushi, thanks, thing, tricks, trust on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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