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Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

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My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

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Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

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The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

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Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

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My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

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This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

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Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

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If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

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My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

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Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

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Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

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The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

I would prefer not to.

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

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