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  • Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.
  • I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.
  • Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.
  • Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.
  • Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.
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