Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.