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  • You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.
  • I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.
  • It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.
  • Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.
  • As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.
  • I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.