Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Whoever said you can't have it all clearly hasn't met me ๐ Let's aim for a life filled with laughter and pleasure – it's all about that good vibe energy! ๐๐ฅ #FunnyQuotes #LifeGoals" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day. Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me. My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they donโt read it fast enough. I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes. I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.