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I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

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Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

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It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

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Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?