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Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.