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Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

May 29, 2026

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

May 29, 2026

“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

May 29, 2026

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

May 28, 2026

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

May 26, 2026

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

May 25, 2026

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

May 23, 2026

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

May 19, 2026

Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

May 19, 2026