US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history? Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sure, I'll just Venmo him my therapy bill as a tip ππ±πΌ Related funny posts π Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis. Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill. I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel. Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him βJust driveβ. βWhat fresh hell is this?β It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.