Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication. Commentary:"LOL, taking security to the next level! Talk about a double lock system! 😂🔐 #TrustIssues" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication. A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me. No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication. If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow. Using my one phone call to call Santa.