Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends. Posted onMar 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Juggling two boyfriends? That's just practicing time management skills. 😊🕒🎭 Related funny posts 🤝 Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even. I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever. When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter. I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material. Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.