Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’ Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Books: guaranteed shelf-improvement! ππ Related funny posts π€ Remember itβs Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf. Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time? He thinks Iβm so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books. After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, Iβve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to. Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.