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Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

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I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.