Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Does membership include free peanuts? 🐘🤐🥜 Related funny posts 🤝 You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami. Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins. Being insane should at least burn calories. I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.