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Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

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I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.