Welcome to your 40s. Youβre home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When the pre-party snacks turn into your main event π₯³ππ#EarlyBirdSpecial Related funny posts π€ Iβm too old to be jingling all the way, Iβll jingle til about five thirty. Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event. Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either. An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend. Adulting is realizing Monday is a better ‘off day’ than Friday.