13 funny going out quotes - Wordgag

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

May 19, 2026

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

May 19, 2026

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

May 19, 2026

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

May 18, 2026

Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

Apr 1, 2026

FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

Mar 31, 2026

“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

Mar 31, 2026

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Mar 31, 2026

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

Mar 29, 2026

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

Mar 28, 2026

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Mar 24, 2026