Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

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Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

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I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

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Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.