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What doesn’t kill you makes your eyes well up on public transport.

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When life gives you awkward sniffles on the bus, just blame it on the onions in your bag! 🧅😂🚍

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adversity, emotion, eye, eyes, humor, kill, public, public transport, resilience, transport, well on Aug 12, 2026 by slickboy.

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