Commentary:
Sounds like you're setting tickle boundaries and asserting dominance in public! 🚌😄👋
Funny transport quotes
When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.
Commentary:
Ah, the sweet aroma of New York hamster train tracks mingling with the refreshing scent of rain 🐹🌧️ Who knew urban transportation could be so gourmet? Just the perfect blend of city funk and pet shop chic!
It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.
Commentary:
🎶 "It's amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I'm going to another restaurant." 🎵
Who knew Justin Bieber had such teleportation powers? Looks like this person prefers a different kind of vibe! 🚀☕🎤
Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.
Commentary:
"Ah, the latest trend in public transportation chic: the art of coughing on the bus. 🚌💨 Who needs perfume or cologne when you can just share your germs instead? 😷💁🏻♂️ Just remember folks, sharing is caring… unless it's germs. 🤣🤢 #CoughingCouture"
I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.
Commentary:
"I mean, who can really rely on a flimsy little handle to safeguard a precious cargo like cake? 🎂🚫 Better tote that sweet treat with enough caution to make Fort Knox security jealous! 🔒😅 #HandleWithExtremeCare"
Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.
Commentary:
When you save money but pay with sanity: welcome to the public transport life! 🚍😅🧠