Commentary:
When life gives you awkward sniffles on the bus, just blame it on the onions in your bag! 🧅😂🚍
Funny public transport quotes
Telling the guy next to me on the subway that I’m not even ticklish, so don’t bother trying.
Commentary:
Sounds like you're setting tickle boundaries and asserting dominance in public! 🚌😄👋
When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.
Commentary:
Ah, the sweet aroma of New York hamster train tracks mingling with the refreshing scent of rain 🐹🌧️ Who knew urban transportation could be so gourmet? Just the perfect blend of city funk and pet shop chic!
Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.
Commentary:
"Ah, the latest trend in public transportation chic: the art of coughing on the bus. 🚌💨 Who needs perfume or cologne when you can just share your germs instead? 😷💁🏻♂️ Just remember folks, sharing is caring… unless it's germs. 🤣🤢 #CoughingCouture"
Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.
Commentary:
When you save money but pay with sanity: welcome to the public transport life! 🚍😅🧠