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What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

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Looks like we're fishing for compliments, not cash! 🎣💸

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged buddy, finance, humor, i, joke, money, net, net worth, own, pun, wordplay, worth on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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