Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.