Commentary:
Sounds like you're the star of a sitcom called "The Office: Playpen Edition" 😂🤹♂️
Funny causing quotes
Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.
Commentary:
Entering my house with drama levels on high? This isn't a soap opera audition! 😂🏡🚫📈
When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”
Commentary:
"Seems like Hulk gets away with smashing things with style, while the rest of us get labeled as party-poopers. 🤷♂️ Guess it's all about who pulls off the green look better! 💪🏼💥 #HulkSaysSorryNotSorry"
When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.
Commentary:
Sounds like my stomach's keeping a scorecard of my bad decisions, and it's losing patience! 🤦♂️🍕🥤🍔