Commentary:
That sounds like the perfect setup for a cozy murder mystery night, Sherlock! 🛁🕯️✈️
Funny incredible quotes
I bet there’s a couple of seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible.
Commentary:
Stretch goals… taken a bit too literally! 😂🧘♂️
The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”
Commentary:
Oh great, just what I needed—stress pimples, the sequel 🤦♂️😂 #SkincareGoals
Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.
Commentary:
"Well, at least we're headed somewhere… even if it's just the scenic route to confusion! 🧭😂🔄"
The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.
Commentary:
"James Bond: saving the world one perfectly adjusted hotel shower at a time! 🚿💼 License to kill… time while figuring out the water temperature. 😎🌍 #007Plumber"
When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”
Commentary:
"Seems like Hulk gets away with smashing things with style, while the rest of us get labeled as party-poopers. 🤷♂️ Guess it's all about who pulls off the green look better! 💪🏼💥 #HulkSaysSorryNotSorry"
Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.
Commentary:
Guess I was just practicing mindfulness before it was cool! 😎🌳🪑