When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.” 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Planning a grand exit, eh? 💥 Just when you thought you’d seen it all, in comes a plot twist! 🎬😂 Always keeping us on our toes, even in the afterlife! 👻 #UnexpectedDemise" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it. When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off. Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy. People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day. Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.
