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When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

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Sounds like a solid negotiation tactic with the metabolism gods! πŸ•πŸ€πŸ˜‚

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appearance, body, designating, gain, humor, i, preference, should, weight, where on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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