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- Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.
- “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”
- Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.
- Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”
- One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.
