Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the classic 'bad luck charm' relationship dynamic! 🌪️ But hey, at least they're always around, right? 🤷♂️ Who needs a four-leaf clover when you have such consistent 'luck' by your side? 🍀😂" Related funny posts 😂 I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people. I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything. I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside. I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck. As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.