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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

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TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

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I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

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At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

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No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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Dying and being reincarnated as a beetle, and crawling to my old body’s grave, and digging down and living in my old ribcage.

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When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

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If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

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I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

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Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

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I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

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Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

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Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

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Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

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Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

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