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"Ah, the classic 'bad luck charm' relationship dynamic! 🌪️ But hey, at least they're always around, right? 🤷‍♂️ Who needs a four-leaf clover when you have such consistent 'luck' by your side? 🍀😂"

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71 shares on Twitch this month:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

23 shares on Slack this month:

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

82 shares on Messenger this month:

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

68 shares on Threads this month:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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Unfollowers, take me with you!

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

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Taking Adderall to use the calculator app.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?

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Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Can I come over and figure you out?

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

I love my bed so much, what a place.

Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

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Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Can I come over and figure you out?

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

I love my bed so much, what a place.

Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

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