Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When the fries and my tears combine, it’s called ‘supersize my emotions’ 🍟😭🍔 Related funny posts 😂 Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner. I would cry but my makeup is too expensive. Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down. “I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.