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Googling symptoms until you cry.

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Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

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So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

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Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

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Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

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Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

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There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

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Mondays are like boomerangs—no matter how far I toss them, they keep coming back! 😩🔄😂

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Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

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I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

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You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

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Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

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Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

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I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

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Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

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I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

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UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

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Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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Be the reason someone burns sage.

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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