Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh, so my true self is a protective food ninja! π₯·π½οΈπ Related funny posts π€ I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it. Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety. Iβm kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food. Asbestos? Iβm doing asbestos I can. Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.