“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair. Funny Quotes October 15, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair. Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me. Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.