People always ask me why thereโ€™s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Commentary:
"Well, they do say breakfast is the most important meal of the day! ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿšฟ Who needs a table when you can have a 'shower-chair-cation' every morning? ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿช‘"