Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you? Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Art museum ticket saved! ๐ผ๏ธ๐ You belong in a gallery! ๐จโค๏ธ Related funny posts ๐ค The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench. Iโm scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me? In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you. At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else. The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.