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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koal…

Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koal…

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"Who needs *beauty sleep* when you can have *koala sleep*! 🐨💤 This smooth operator takes lounging to a whole new level. Just don't expect any wild adventures between the sheets, unless it involves eucalyptus leaves! 😂 #KoalaStyle"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, animal, baby, bed, day, hours, humor, i, koala, lazy, sleep on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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