Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system. Funny Quotes June 16, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me. Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car. I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking. Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice. Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.
