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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

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The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.