I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

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If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

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No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

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Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

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An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.