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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

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