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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Witty quote about money surpassing sex in excitement and surprise.
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Finding extra money in my account feels like discovering a treasure chest full of ice cream! πŸ¦πŸ’ΈπŸ˜‚

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