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Home Funny Quotes You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
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You can never really "own" earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

Commentary:
"Earbuds: the ultimate master of disappearing acts! 🎧💫 Just when you think they're yours to keep, poof! They vanish into the abyss of lost socks and missing keys. Cherish the moments spent untangling them from your pocket while you can! 😅 #EarbudStruggles"

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