Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.
- I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.
- Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.
- If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.
- Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.
