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Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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Trending via Pinterest:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

Trending via X:

Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

Trending via Telegram:

When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

Just landed via Discord:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Spotted on WeChat:

Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

Just shared via YouTube:

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Trending via Facebook:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.

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Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

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I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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2 months ago

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My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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2 months ago

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A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

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33 shares on Instagram this month:

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

30 shares on Telegram this month:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

98 shares on Discord this month:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

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If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

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Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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New year update: losing everything but weight.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

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Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

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Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

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Just shared via Instagram:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Just landed via Facebook:

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

Trending via LinkedIn:

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

Breaking via Discord:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Just landed via Reddit:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Just landed via Slack:

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Trending via Threads:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

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